first step was to clean the keyboard

i started by plucking every single key off the keyboard with a flat head screw driver

after that i than unscrewed the top from the bottom and put the bottom aside
i than i took the shell threw a vortexed Dihydrogen monoxide and hydric acid with salted carboxylic acid stream device ... AKA A DISHWASHER!

i than took the keys and mixed some soap and warm water in a bowel and stirred

after drying everything i than separated the keys up for easy remapping

after remapping and screwing the keyboard back in thanks to keyboard layouts on google and wikipedia

unfortunately the F and J keys had a backwards connection so F H J and U were 90* to the side (dont ask me why ... )

so i grabbed my label maker and had at it

Configuring windows was next
i went in to the control panel and searched for keyboard and found region and language ... click it and follow the shown steps

now im learning how to use this damned layout but i know at the end it will be worth it
this site helped me allot http://learn.dvorak.nl/
im 4 hours in and typing 30WPM .. not bad but im pushing to 140 or at least beat my 90 with qwerty
these keyboards are easier on the brain, hands, joints and are plenty faster than QWERTY keyboards (that were made to slow you down to prevent jams and cross keys) ... as im told
any thoughts on this project?

